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JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...
My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.
by Panchoman December 1, 2006
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jizz pirate

One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.

To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.

A plunderer/ predator of semen.

Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
'Darren fucked a total jizz pirate last night...again'
by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007
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Jizz donkey

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"
by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011
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fizzy jizz

A delightfully refreshing drink consisting of male jizz and a carbonated beverage such as Sprite.
The fizzy jizz soft drink is often on secret menus of fine establishments such as Popeyes or Burger King.
by Mistyjs January 17, 2009
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jizzboarding

Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.
Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!
by Hugh Lloyd December 23, 2008
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jizz-brick

a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of semen
i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a jizz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks
by YungZebruh November 20, 2012
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jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.
Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
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