Hitchshin

Hitchshin is were you hit your shin up against a hitch of a truck or a trailer causing pain that is unimaginable.

Tony hit his shin against a hitch he got hitchshin.

by Danny Gonzalez the 3rd April 29, 2023

Hitch hussy

A gal, typically promiscuous, who is only interested in you because of your truck. Similar to a buckle bunny, but does not necessarily care about rodeo.

Now that I got my new truck, I got all kinds a hitch hussies trying to get in my pants.

I’m going to the mud bogs to pick up a hitch hussy

by AkWildmanH2os May 10, 2023

Hitchcock and scully

The studs of the nine nine who love to eat at wing sluts

“ you guys are such Hitchcock and scullys”

by Mystinkybutt December 18, 2023

Hitchhike

The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.

I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.

by LazyRooster March 8, 2024

Hitchens

The softest hood in Carter County; usually filled with inbred scarred rednecks

“I went to Hitchens and left with ice cream and a smile on my face!”

by NSteezy December 23, 2024

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Hitch-fish

A person so easy to troll that it ceases to be "fishing" and starts to feel like a chore.

"Catching a Hitch-fish is too easy; you just mention the words 'Lucy Letby is guilty' and they're on the hook for days."

by dizzythinks February 5, 2026