Histch

Short for histrionic; anything done to attract attention; can refer either to the attention-seeker or the thing that is attracting attention

1. She is being so histch rn omg
2. His tattoo is so histch

Histch by Sr02 May 27, 2015

hitchslap

The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.

We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.

hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

European Trailer Hitch

When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.

Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.

Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!

When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch

European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

Hitchslap

The process of utterly obliterating an opponent's entire (usually religious or political) argument, usually in one or more succinct or terse statements, orally or in writing; employed almost exclusively by Christopher Hitchens.

Examples can be found in nearly every Hitchens debate, occasionally in articles, and in the form of entire books, about subjects or people.

Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.

About twenty minutes into the debate Dinesh d'Souza got Hitchslapped and never really recovered from it.

Hitchens was a guest in a Fox News segment the other day. He Hitchslapped just about everyone on there.

It was funny the other day when Sean Hannity invited Hitchens on the show and tried to be a smartass, but was abruptly Hitchslapped for his trouble.

Christopher Hitchen's book God Is Not Great was effectively one long Hitchslap to organized religion.

Hitchslap by XelaEsolc November 30, 2010

Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

hitcher jiggle 

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace

carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you

hitcher jiggle by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019