Hire Hazing

When a business wants a specific employee from another business, without having to offer competitive wages or benefits, they will file complaints or false reports about the employee they want in order to get them fired from their current position. Then they won’t have to appeal to applicants with bigger incentives to work for them.

“Did you hear about the complaints for Cathy? She never has a bad review! I hope the new salon in town isn’t trying to steal her from us by Hire Hazing!”

by ThePageMaister September 21, 2021

International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017

you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.

John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”

by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021

you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.

Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”

by avochlo April 30, 2022

I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023