hanging wedgie

true

i was wearing tighty wightys as usual. i was in changing. i was in whight strong strechy breifs. then girls jumed over my locker room and took me to the ground i did not see them.., dragd me to the school flagpole (after they put my underwaer over my head) and and hung me up there naked tighty wightys only. i peed every 10 seconds! bags of ice wear superglued yo my underwaer and the 7 girls shoted and wooted. after the next day i hardly got ANY sleep cause i was peeing and pooping for a while. they only fed crackersevryone saw and took picters.i cried. my tighty wightys wear oner my head on the flagpole they made me feel sick by raising the flagpole and lowering it,up and down up and down...i woke up in the wedgie (in my super wet breifs) i was being lowerd (it was dark so i did not know who it was) and a lowerd to the end of the flagpole. it was my litle brother who is 10 and im 13 and he un hooked me. i gave him 100 dollers i was saving but i was in that wedgie for 3 days so he deserved it and i moved school.hanging wedgie. this is true.the trueist out of UD

by adamloof841 June 1, 2011

Hanging Out

Being bored together

"Rotem and I are going to write our new definition of hanging out on that one website".

by Arguss January 15, 2009

hangin it

when a naked man spreads his legs, brandishing a sizable male organ, suspended limb-like

Doug and Justin went swimming. Doug got out of the pool and took off his bathing suit, hangin it unabashedly.

by schyst October 20, 2007

handisnacked

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

by Joshy G January 25, 2008

handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

hanging the bag out

The act of hanging the nutsack out of your fly. The penis should be covered if done properly. If the penis is out, that is considered "trolling".

I was in the Phillipines hanging the bag out.

by Olongapo poo April 21, 2003

hanging out with don masterson

The term originated on Dec. 30 2004, when someone, under the guise of "having to leave to hang out with Don Masterson," really just went home to drop a deuce so large, God himself couldn't create a larger dump.

Usage includes but is not limited to: "Hanging out with Don," "Big Don is coming over," "Big Don has launched a full scale attack," or even "D(on)-Day."

Usage does NOT include referring to the actual deuce in question as Don Masterson, but actually the action is what is being referred to.

"Hold on, Big Don is coming over."

"Sorry I was late, I was hanging out with Don Masterson."

-Were you masturbating in there?
-No, Mt. Saint Masterson erupted.

by Swedish 1337balls. April 15, 2005