Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.

Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".

by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017

oral handshake

1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...

1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...

Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...

by Blake Child June 20, 2016

Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021

Drunken Handshake

Performing a handjob while intoxicated.

I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.

by drc1986 August 15, 2012

Genuine Handshake

It's in a brief description a BJ.

Hey, you want a genuine handshake mate?

by Lewrh August 30, 2012

Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.

Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.

by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013

British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023