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Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.
Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.
by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013
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Drunken Handshake

Performing a handjob while intoxicated.
I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.
by drc1986 August 15, 2012
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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wisconsin handshake

The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.
I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.
by Totallynottom August 6, 2022
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Hot handshake

When your butt is cupped my another persons hand, and you expel gas (fart) into their palm.
Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.
by WertherButt November 27, 2022
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