hose huffer

A cock sucker/dick sucker.

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."

by Downhill Dave May 17, 2018

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 02, 2015

hose water

jizz.

arggh! watch where you spray all that hose water!

by holden_mcgroin October 01, 2010

Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.

I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.

by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019

Hose with red 40 in it

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.

“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”

by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021