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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.
I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop
by Genius_troll November 1, 2020
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Hula hoop tricks on it

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.
See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.
by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024
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Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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Alley Hoop

they action of passing someone to a friend, someone uu know in a sort of way ( preferably someone uu talk to , dated , had sexual inter course with ect)
boy-“i got the top from her n alley hooped her to jayden
girl- “jayden munched on me then i alley hooped him to kayla”
by thebiggestttt77 June 11, 2024
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hoop over

Whoopin someone in basketball so well that they are basically 4 ft while you are 6 ft.
David got hella hooped over.
I can hoop over you.
by D.O.A / xItzTheName October 3, 2016
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highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game
highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!
by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024
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