That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!
by Nobody April 13, 2005
When a girl wipes her dripping cooter unto her hand and uses her pussy juices for a lubricated handjob. The snail trail remains on the hands to enhance the experience.
by Dirtydaventheboyz May 02, 2025
by Kappington November 01, 2018
A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
by Vietkong12309 May 07, 2024
Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
by FedsGay69 August 18, 2019
Martha, last night I went to the pet store to get a special treat for Brandon’s birthday, I’m giving him a Ratatouille Handjob!
by Smellyshart September 23, 2023
A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
by Whattareyoudoing March 19, 2018