guffhaling

to inhake the guff with ones mouth over the bum hole

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

guffomit

A combination of the words guffaw and vomit. A combination of laughter and disgust so strong that you actually vomit. Similar to upchuckle, but with the added sensation of actually regurgitating enough to taste it.

The papercut scene in the movie Jackass made me guffomit.

by Cap'n John Saltyballs May 14, 2008

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009

guff

The sitcky, burnt, black part of a roasted marshmallow.

After I was finished roasting a marshmallow over the fire, I accidentally dropped it on my hand and the guff stuck to it.

by Mac2410102410 February 8, 2010

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

Gufney

When your hair on your armpits tickle you

Boy 1: Yo fam why you fidgeting and wavin your arms?
Boy 2: Gufney innit blahd
Boy 3: Oh I hate gufney

by Emily547 December 8, 2010

Guyfecta

Any situation in which a combination of three awesome "guy" things are accomplished

I got my body fat under 10%, got a new Nissan GT-R, and scored a date with a hottie from the next cubicle over, I'd call that a guyfecta

by DAPRI November 26, 2010