Goomer

Gamer + Coomer = Goomer

The type of guy to lust over video games and video game characters.

"I just saw the new trailer for Bayonetta 3, she's so hot, I'll empty my wallet for this game"

"STFU Goomer"

by Mr. DQ September 22, 2022

Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022

groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.

Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog

by Taterbug January 13, 2023

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an undesirable urge to headbang even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

grooper

When someone says some dumb shit that actually sounds like really fun to watch or do

Person 1: Yo i think Brandons gonna do a backflip
Person 2: Isn’t he drunk asf tho
Person 1: Yea it sounds pretty grooper tho

by neonlightsboy June 30, 2023

grooming minors

When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.

Ribs: OH YEAH DADDY I WANNA START GROOMING MINORS SO FUCKING BAD NIGGA!

by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023