goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

GOOBERSNIFFER

A goobersniffer is a dork...an idiot...a sniffer of goobs. Basically they are lowest form of humanity that pretty much make the rest of the population happy that they are not them.

Daniel Funk is the biggest goobersniffer I can think of.

by Nathan Rigsby January 22, 2007

Goobergungles

you have annoying butt crust after anal sex.

o GOD THESE GOOBERGUNGLES ARE ITCHY!

lol

by Briitney Rae October 10, 2008

goobermobile

a ghetto word for a minivan

thats a sexy goobemobile

by lee lee motluck December 5, 2004

Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"

You are such a goober muffin!

by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010