Martha Guadalupe Cisneros

Martha Guadalupe Cisneros is a women who is strong and supportive. Enjoys nature all lot and loves the color red.

PERSON1: You know Martha Guadalupe Cisneros
PERSON2: YESS
PERSON1: I LOVE HER

by CoCoLeo May 9, 2021

Bland Guidelines

A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.

OMG, have you seen the new Scottish Tourism Bland Guidelines Peter sent through? They’re awful.

by User1893 January 30, 2023

ginger survival guide

A book written by Tim Collins that describes everything a ginger needs to know to survive in a gingerphobic society. It contains gingers through history, halls of ginger fame, halls of ginger shame, what hairstyles don't work with ginger hair, the ginger milkman joke, and the best comebacks to use for pretty much every ginger insult in existence.

Ginger Girl: "I can't seem to win, honey. It's like everyone hates gingers. I'm tempted to dye my hair blonde or something."
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"

by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014

Gudda Gudda

1. A rapper who thought "gutter" is the best word he could use to describe his skills.
2. A joke made to entertain people.
3. A word used to insult rappers.

1. Gutter 1: Dude have you heard of gudda gudda?

Gutter 2: Yeah we are definitely not that bad.
2. Jack: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Sam: Sure

Jack: Gudda Gudda's rap career.
3. Eminem: Dude 50 waita pull a gudda gudda

50 Cent: I though we was cool man. WTF

Eminem: No I'm just kidding you aren't nearly as bad as that faggot.

by Quick Hands March 14, 2010

Guido

A derogatory term for an Italian American.

Tony is a guido. Tony likes loose buttholes, especially ones of Davis.

by e3fret5 April 14, 2006

Guido

An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)

Guido says, "Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"

by Giovanni Russo December 28, 2005

guido frolic

The most homosexual of all the dance styles, that is if it can be called dancing.

"Yo, check out that guido frolicing."

"Yeah man, he's mad gay. What a faggot."

by Disgusted American January 7, 2008