Green Jesus

This is Thrall's actual identity

"Oh thank green Jesus!"

by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 8, 2018

Green weenie

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

Green Ticky Ticky

Words of success spoken by a certain Brit when demos and labs work in the Microsoft Certified Master Course.

(Demo Completed) Green Ticky Ticky. I love it when a demo works.

by MCMR4 November 5, 2009

Green Beer Day

A Holiday created at Miami University (OH) b/c the school scheduled spring break over St. Pattys. It takes place every year the Thursday before Spring Break and is celebrated by bars opening at 5:30 am and students drinking Green Beer all day while still going to classes. Teachers try to stop this by scheduling exams but the students realize the Green Beer Day is more important and just show up drunk.

To show support of the day students wear t-shirts made for the day, green and gold mardi gras beads and often have mouths dyed green because of the amount of beer they have consumed.

I love Green Beer Day I have already passed out twice and it is only 3pm!!

I can't wait for Green Beer Day!!

What did I do on Green Beer Day, I wonder if i went to that exam.

by Drea Welke March 22, 2005

Green job.

Getting a blow job in the back seat of a Prius.

Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV.

by Wayne Powers February 20, 2009

Green Lake

Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.

Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.

Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.

"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"

"The Green Lake?"

"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

Green Gazumba

1. A longstanding tradition of two counselors wearing green suits with tails who run around camp and try to not have their tails pulled by campers

2. A chance for eternal fame and glory

I have been after the green gazumbas for many years but my attemps ended in being tackeled shoved pushed and dissapointed

richard sibely is the only camper to ever capture the green gazumba

by the CIT July 13, 2011