Fuckmother (noun) - the mother of all fucks. Having gestated all the fucks in the universe for eternity, the Fuckmother spontaneously birthed all the fucks that ever existed when the Big Bang banged. She no longer has any fucks, or anything else for that matter, to give.
“Joe - I’m fucked if I catch an L to il douche, it would be the Fuckmother of Ls.
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”
Fuckmother - I ain’t got no Ls to give.”
by JoeBeenTired May 17, 2021
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A boy that has no value except for his dick. He is a toy for women and should not be used as anything other than a toy. Intelligence, humor, and positive energy is wasted with a such a creature.
They might be pretty to look at and May even be good in bed, but these are their only redeeming qualities. Not husband material. Not boyfriend material - for a good time only! Yea
They might be pretty to look at and May even be good in bed, but these are their only redeeming qualities. Not husband material. Not boyfriend material - for a good time only! Yea
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Bro, the fuckbookies sold me these magazines and all the girls have hemorrhoids and bullet wounds! I can't keep off to these!
I can!
I can!
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Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:
- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
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