flamingo

Someone at the gym who only works out their upper body and has skinny legs.

"Rofl, check out the flamingo walkin' over to the bench press"

by bigwang69 November 25, 2009

Flaming Shack

when you're doin' a chick doggy-style, you grab a can of her cheap ass hairspray, then spray your initials on her butt cheeks. Then, after you're.."done", light a cigarette, then ignite the hairsprayed initials you sprayed on her butt cheeks with your cigarette, then tell her "you're welcome", then leave the room.

"I was all drunk last night, and was bangin' this chick from behind. She was a nasty whore, so I gave her a "flaming shack". She like it..."

by Muary Finkle October 19, 2006

Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

flamdangoed

1.to insert the penis in a thrusting manner
2.a way to knock the bottom out of it
3.to beat it up propper
4.best way to splack them hams

i had a buddy come over and ask a chick why she is limping around and she said i got flamdangoed

guy 1. damn she looks tore up

guy2. haha bet she got flamdangoed

by fatheadj February 10, 2010

Flaming Hot Eyeball

When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.

Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.

by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010

Flaming rage

The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.

"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."

by Krav Maga April 26, 2010

Flambuoyancy

being so full of FABULOUSNESS you can walk on water.

yo gurl check out shangela, she just got her weave did and new shoes! shes full of Flambuoyancy she could stomp across the pacific ocean like its rupauls catwalk

by DaZDisKo August 30, 2012