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NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.
I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!
by Little moose August 16, 2020
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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!
by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020
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West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.
Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.
by CLE ent November 20, 2018
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cant fix stupid

Cant fix stupid means exactly what it says. You can not fix stupid people.
Hey there did you see what he just did you cant fix stupid .
by Tammy Lou Lou November 22, 2020
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Fix

To inject into the veins (usually of a drug)
“I was gonna give her heroin, but then I remembered she doesn’t fix.”
by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022
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