Fixed

A setup, or a plan.

Person 1 "This is fixed."
Person 2 "It's not fixed."

by ididntthinkofaname August 23, 2022

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Fix it

Is THIS supposed to constitute you giving ME the credit? Or, oh, THAT? Yeah, I mean, if you tried to have an imposter do it, of course it didn't work. I didn't say 'Give an imposter the credit and the money' I said 'give ME that.' You're trying to avoid doing the thing I said. You are not 'ME.' I don't know what about that you do not get and whatever you did doesn't constitute the thing I said.

Hym "No. Meeting the 3 factor verification will fix it. If you already tried and it didn't work that's because you tried to do it with a not-me. The pronoun confusion is really bad for you, isn't it? You need to stop trying to prove whatever the fuck this is to yourself. You're just not. I am."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

fix on

The thing Mingi says before he raps, meaning focus- or pay attention- to his oncoming verse.

"Fix on!"

by xtacie July 24, 2025

Fix

To inject into the veins (usually of a drug)

“I was gonna give her heroin, but then I remembered she doesn’t fix.”

by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022

Fix

A slang term to describe a syringe full of narcotics, for IV injection

I gotta hit my vein so I can get my fix

by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021