Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.

I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.

by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015

Masturbationation

A utopian society for those who like to play with their genitalia.

Mommy said, "if you don't get your hand out of your pants, we are shipping you off to Masturbationation," you can have plenty of fun playing pocket pinball there.

by Wu Banger April 22, 2017

Masturbation Act of 1934

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.

I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Jasturbation

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.

Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."

by npgy February 11, 2020

Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021

masturbation

when someone plays with their genitals for pleasure

masturbation example pov:

i moan as i push the thick marker into my wet pussy. it feels like a hard solid dick fucking me and I quickly push it in and out of me. My pussy is clenching around the useless object, and I use my other hand to rub my swollen throbbing clit. “Daddy ohh please fuck me harder” i moan to absolutely no one. I rub my clit harder and faster desperate for more, and my creamy pussy is starting to feel numb from this euphoric sensation. I pump in and out faster and faster, and finally, i feel the wave of orgasm hit me. My pussy is now all beaten up but I loved it.

by sicklysweet September 30, 2022

compulsive masturbation

Addiction to masturbation

I'm having my first compulsive masturbation.

by AstroCatz May 14, 2016