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The Full Twat

To give it everything or to skimp on no element

Etymology: A term often used within retail design and amongst courting couples; although perfectly acceptable in any scenario. Colloquially, to 'twat' is to 'hit' hence the full twat is 'your best shot'.
Sue: "Shall we order flowers or centre pieces for the tables at our wedding darling?"

Henry: "Fuck it - lets go the full twat and do both; you are the love of my life after all"
by Chalky Fulcrum November 12, 2010
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A Full Ethiopian

A saying that is sarcastic. When a friend/someone says something really lucky, the response would be something along the lines of oh yeah, i saw a full ethiopian the other day too.

An oxymoron.
A: Damn, i just found out that im getting a new 2010 lambo for free!
B: Yea, and i saw a full ethiopian today at the mall.

A: "Hey look it says gullible on the ceiling."
B: "Hey look its a full ethiopian. im not that fucking stupid."
by Niqqawithaq June 19, 2010
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full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.
kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.
by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009
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full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.
Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.
by lukethegook. August 25, 2011
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full toad

1. To become more fearsome than ones average self

2. Becoming something greater than oneself during a clutch moment

3. To succumb to hate fueled hostility

4. Grotesque

A reference to the movie segment "Mother of Toads."

An old witch turns into a beautiful, very fuckable, and green version of herself. This is perceived as hot by many.The slime covered and green hottie has more sex appeal than her human skinned second morph. Everyone is watching intently, when suddenly... she goes full toad, and is no longer just a slightly frog-like, slime covered babe. Oh no, she is now basically a toad on 2 legs, which pushed the weird hot, unique thing too fucking far. (This is what it was inspired by, even though the meaning doesn't correspond to the disposition and agenda of the mother of toads in the movie.)Full toad is akin to going ham, just 27 fold in ferocity.

Everyone has the potential to go full toad, be it by hatred, sexual arousal, self defense, etc. It's almost like going so ham that you become an entirely different monster, for better or worse.
Example 1:

"I was overcome with hate and arousal. The only thing I could do was go full toad."

Example 2:
Person number 1: "That was the grossest thing I've ever seen."

Person number 2: "Yeah, that was full toad."

Example 3:
"Yeah, I was backed in a corner. I had to go full toad or I would've been toast."
by chokapotamus December 28, 2013
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Full Send

Contrary to popular belief, a full send is committing 110% to whatever action the person is doing. The term doesn’t only apply to the consumption of alcohol.
Damn I’m getting fat, Tomorrow I’m going full send at the gym.
by Yvngfiji22 August 17, 2019
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 22, 2005
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