i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019

exiteer

A person in the audience of a movie theater who decides to go out the emergency exit way instead of through the lobby. Therefore causing bright light to appear in the movie theater which makes people (whose eyes are in pain from the sudden light) very annoyed, etc.

My eyes hurt so much because I just experienced a family of damn exiteers at the movie theater.

by Glasses 'n Neckties July 18, 2009

ecite

e-cite: to pass something off as genuine knowledge or understanding or research by quickly googling it.

Sam: what is Vatican Roulette?

(Jamie quickly goes to a corner with his blackberry and returns in a minute)

Jamie: dude, dont you know? Ats another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Sam: dude, u didnt know that u just ecited it, u fukr!

by Ultracrazy February 21, 2011

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

Excuterus

When a woman uses her period as an excuse to not do something.

Wife:I can't walk, I'm on my period right now. Wah

Husband: I don't want to hear about your excuterus!

by Timmy2x4 February 3, 2017

banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008

burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017