eric

Eric the most nice and charming friend mostly always talking about cool stuff and will love you forever and also succeeds in sports if you ever hook up with Eric he will treat you good love you and be really chill if your chill with him and mostly the one cool kid that you will be best friends with no matter what:) and is mostly always playing sports mostly like basketball and soccer and is really good

Girl1:omg guess what
Girl2:what is it tell me
Girl1:I just hooked up with Eric
Girl2:omg I am so happy for you!
Girl2:I your life is gonna be so great

Girl1:I know

by DAT ERIC November 14, 2017

Eric

1. The lame version of the name Erik. Commonly picked when the parents wanted their kid to be a conformist, not a bold, strong, handsome, and sexy leader.

2. The German and French failed attempt at having their spawn be as awsome as Scandinavians.

3. A pussy.

1. Eric gets picked on by Erik.

The three Erics I know are boring.

Erik is hotter than Eric.

2. Eric surrendered to Erik.

3. That dude is such an Eric.

by wowdudeman February 4, 2010

Eric

An odd bodied fuck boy, who thinks he's hot shit but in reality looks somewhere between a fat capybara guinea pig and an ice cream cone. Cheats on girls that are that are WAY out of his league with trap skanks. Upside down mushroom dick ass nigga, probably got herpe smurfs living up under it. Love handles, skinny legs (hence the ice cream cone body). Ugly ass bitch boy, pale ass nigga. Eats ass. DIRTY ass. Ugly nigga.

Eric : (AIR-ECK) Basically every bitch dude ass fuck boy nigga known to man.

by Blahk August 15, 2015

eric

A male name given to a child who will eventually grow up to be a lying, adulterous piece of shit who only cares about himself.

Did you hear what's going on withJen? She's getting divorced; her husband pulled an Eric.

by sikken April 16, 2017

eric

Eric is a complete 100% pussy nigger faggot that likes to take it in the ass. He is a savage and will roast the hell out of you if you piss him off. Generally Jewish and found in North America. Loves editing videos and does so very well.

That kid is such and Eric.

by SkyRonEri October 26, 2016

Eric

A loser noodle. A pale-ass bitch who never tries to salvage relationships and would rather give up than fight while making empty promises along the way. If you meet an Eric, good luck because he's just gonna fuckin lie to you and lure you into a false sense of security and domestic happiness before you realize he's never actually going to try and do anything in his life and will rely on you forever.

"Eric, please get a job"

by Theawkwardgabe October 19, 2019

eric

musty

tim : that nigga be so eric
bob : same

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong February 9, 2018