Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Stindro disease

When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore

Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.

Man2: what buddy?

Man 1: I have stindro disease..

Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.

by Ga_Ga_Huh42 August 7, 2016

Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.

“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Irre Disease

Irre disease is a non contagious virus that is non fatal and causes no harm to the body. In fact the only side effect of the Irre disease is that you become irresistible in every way. Patients with this disease are extremely gorgeous and even have a great personality with a perfect sense of humor. These patients have a sort of sparkle that just makes them even more amazing. Although there is no cure for the Irre disease you do not have to worry because the only being in the galaxy with this disease is Angel Hermosillo. Like I previously stated it is not contagious and no one else can ever get this disease.

"Angel Hermosillo has had the Irre Disease since the day she was born"

by Willard Hewitt July 31, 2017

croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018