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disingenious

Expertly produced ideas or plans, that are profoundly self-defeating. (Please do not confuse this with disingenuous.)
Alan Greenspan's seemingly brilliant attempts to prop up the market were disingenious at best.
by Creepy Gnome October 21, 2009
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Doning it

When a male gets a female drunk strictly with the intention of doing some kind of sexual act that she would normally not consent to. OR When a male performs a sexual act against the females will or while she is passed out drunk.
"Last night i woke up to this guy fingering me, and he was all over me when i was drunk, he was Doning it so bad."
by TJ and partially Jacob August 18, 2011
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Guy Diving

an act of revenge in which a man thoroughly covers himself in lube, he then dives at the intended target. Whichever hole he lands in is the hole he has intercourse with. any hole is fair game.
If you don't come out tonight i'm totally going to go guy diving on you in your sleep.
by dopekicks July 7, 2010
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Diving

In reference to hockey. It is when a player tries to get the attention for the ref to get a penalty against the opposing team.
diving- "REF! did you see that?!"
or
"that's Bush league"
or
"look at Dylan, he's so diving"
by isbell January 30, 2009
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pit diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal.
That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.
by Mr Buckles January 11, 2009
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skin diving

When you have sex sans condom. Used in reference to the risky nature of such an endeavour.
Always use a hat skin diving can get you in trouble.
by red5 March 10, 2005
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blumpkin diving

when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.
Debbie went blumpkin diving with Tom at a party and the pool was later evacuated and sterilized.
by jbd July 23, 2008
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