Weapons of Mass Delusion

Any or all of the tanakh, the bible, the koran, the old testament, the new testament.

For 4000 years weapons of mass delusion have been used to persuade the ignorant masses that an imaginary supreme being guides and governs their life.

by noteapot January 12, 2008

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delusional

Believing something to be true that is clearly not.

San Antonio Spurs fans are delusional to think they still have a title contending team when the Lakers are clearly superior.

by h2b September 6, 2010

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The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.

Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!

by GoldenCoastBoyyy May 20, 2010

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Delusional Lunatic

A Lunatic (see Lunatic) who experiances times of delusions (see Delusional) in which you should seek shelter from them.

Bob is a delusional lunatic.

by Lord Hades July 21, 2008

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The God Delusion

The God Delusion is a blasphemy book written by Richard Dawkins that bashes the best book ever to exist, The Bible. God is greater than this boy and Ricchie should be thankful to him that he lives instead of writing all these lies.

The boy burned The God Delusion book by Richard Dawkins.

by Runner Bulldog 2 February 18, 2009

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delouse

N; a derogatory term used to describe a performer of heinous, property-damaging crimes.

Ugh! He slashed my tires and soaped my windows! What a delouser.

by The Coolest One November 29, 2004

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Delish

Delish, like glorious but more spicy. Delish is an ADJECTIVE used to describe ultra-cool stuff! It's almost cooler than the word 'spicy' but not.

Your shoes are simply 'delish'.

Giiiirl, I was so blown away by your attitude. You're 'DELISH'.

Gloriousness is so February 2006. The new spicyness is Delish fo sho, Gee!

by Sarah G-Unit! April 19, 2006

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