dough ho

A dough ho is a woman/girl who marries for money.
A girl who marries a rich man for money.
A woman or girl who marries a military man for benefits.

Man that dough ho took you for all ya dough, you need to cut that bitch off!
Did you see that soldier with that skank dough ho? I saw her selling her stuff last night at the clubs, $20 a dance! Damn dough hoes!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

You Made Dough?

When you become so mad you ascend into a loaf of bread that is made.

Person 1: I lost my potato
Person 2: Shut up I hate potatos!
Person 1: Potato.
Person 2 (Now Made): WHAT THE FUCK I'M BLOCKING YOU
Person 1: You Made Dough?

by Troy Bruce Byrnes November 3, 2011

slurpy dough

What you find under a fat person's neck.

When grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.

by Mooman123 August 4, 2017

Pillsbury Dough Bitch

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.

Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.

by Mira Jack October 22, 2018

rollin' in the dough

Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".

If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Pillsbury Dough Girl

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out

1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"

by blablaicanthearyou November 9, 2018

PUSHEEN+DOUGH=YEET

pusheen likes to squish the dough go pusheen!

PUSHEEN+DOUGH=YEET is so cool

by Zoey Leggott December 13, 2018