the derp 

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

the derp by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

sub derp 

A term signifying the class distinction between derps.

Person 1: Man, Kyle just derped out hard!
Person 2: What sub derp did his derping fall under?

sub derp by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 6, 2021

Comrad Derp 

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

Comrad Derp by MISTER WA November 19, 2021

Johnny Derp 

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

Johnny Derp by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

meh, derp 

Meh, derp means oh screw you i'm not gonna listen to your derpiness.

guy1 meh, derp
guy2 how mean of you!

guy1 just shut up derp
guy2 *cries in a corner*

meh, derp by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019

caucasian snerp n derp 

a sex posistion exclusive to only white people. if a black person is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp, the people involved must be beaten with sticks by chinese people. then be left naked on the street. if an asian is caught in the act of the caucasian snerp n derp will be left on the street with only a clear piece of plastic, because they seem to be both black and white mixed. mexicans will only be charged a fine of 50 tacos.

guy 1 "dude did you hear what happened to the black guy who tried the caucasian snerp n derp?"

guy 2 "yea he was left out naked on the street for a day or two"

guy 1 "yea thank god im only asian so i get to have a piece of clear plastic to at least look like i have something cover it up with!"

caucasian snerp n derp by derper44 February 23, 2011

slurp-a-derp 

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

slurp-a-derp by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013