Definitions by Kn1fewound

Onsey 

The type to use Snapchat filters and simp on internet girls, see friendzone for more examples.

Don't be a onsey, you can never come back from that.

Onsey by Kn1fewound July 21, 2021

Betty Beaver 

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.

Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.

Betty Beaver by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021

the derp 

The derp is is a shy girl who smart and pretty, but also owns a my little pony fuck doll.

Hey, do you know who your new neighbor is? No but I heard she was a derp. The derp? Yea, that one.

the derp by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021

The Impy 

When you drink a bunch, slip in a puddle of Astroglide and spill your quinoa all over your dildos.

I got so impy last night, im still finding quinoa. The impy

The Impy by Kn1fewound January 26, 2021