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Cooter Brown

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."
"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."
by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004
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Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!
'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'
by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008
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choot ka bhoot

used generally for a horny guy
literally meaning "ghost of vagina"
Dont listen to Arsalan Shah he is a choot ka bhoot!
by pitbul123 August 6, 2009
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cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008
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cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.
1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!
by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008
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cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck
So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.
by snabald July 13, 2003
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coota

I want some coota tonight.
by JRIZZY October 26, 2003
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