Cronut

Giving head with a warm croissant wrapped around the dick

That cronut she gave me was sensational

by Earth&Air July 17, 2021

cronchy

anything extremely nasty, usually referring to a really nasty whore

Did you hear about that cronchy girl who dropped out of school because she got prgnant?

by W. O. M. A. N. January 3, 2008

Cronyvirus

When the government gives large sums of stimulus money to Trump’s fellow businessmen during a pandemic

The cronyvirus spread as Trump and his corrupt GOP friends in Congress provided money to huge corporations.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 8, 2020

cront

a term used for someone who is up them selves, rude, self centred and a bitch. It can be applied to anyone you really dont like.

Amy: Shane you are a cront!

by Shane April 5, 2005

Cronk

The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.

I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.

by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004

cronika

spanish word for chronic

"Estoy fumando la cronika" Spanish
"I'm smoking the chronic" English

by kr13w August 13, 2007

Crongulation

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.

Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"

by mottleyc February 14, 2013