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piece o' crap

1. One small turd.

2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.
Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.

Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.
by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
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capricorn

The tenth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the goat, running from December 22 to January 20.
Capricorn is an earth sign.
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005
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caprimulgus

1. Literally means "Milker of goats" in Latin or "Goat Milker." In anicent times people who milked goats were usually poor or enslaved. So calling someone a caprimulgus was belittling them to that of a slave or poor person.

It is now seen primarily in "The Daughters of the Moon" book series by Lynne Ewing. Where some of the characters speak Latin and Ancient Greek.
Stanton(yelling back to someone): Caprimulgus!
Serena: "Milker of goats"?
Stanton: It's an insult, trust me.
by CoffeeMate July 29, 2006
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crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.
Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!
by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007
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femme-crap fetish

This is a fetish for a woman's dump, crap, excrement, whatever you want to call it. The man (or woman, if she is lesbian or bisexual) with the fetish will fondle, consume or merely keep the crap as part of this very creepy fetish. This is used for arousal.
A good example of this would be 2 Girls 1 Cup. The use of femme-crap fetishism is very alive in this video. It's arguably one of the least common fetishes.
Michael:
"yo dude, does that girl you like know about your femme-crap fetish?"

Austen:
"WTF, don't remind me. She caught me eating turds out of the port-a-potty after her..."

Billy has a femme-crap fetish that he acquired from watching 2 Girls 1 Cup over and over for hours.
by Y35S5S! August 27, 2009
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caprice

One of the last well-made full size Chevy cars retaining the original RWD drivetrain.
An actual owner of one, who happens to be sitting next to me just informed that this particular vehicle is extremely useful when getting away from police.
One must look out for cars, which were previously used by the government to avoid buying a dogged out one. Privately owned Capri can still be found in excellent condition.
Don't you hate it when one of those boys in the south lifts up their Caprice with enormous 32 inch wheels?
by Bob M Barker May 19, 2006
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caprisun

One of the tastiest refreshments known to man.
If you don't like Caprisun, you can suck my cock.
by Babby October 24, 2006
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