carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.

operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!

by alan September 21, 2004

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flux capacitate

masturbating, to someone who had sex with in this past or want to have sex with in the future.

RICK: I am going home to flux capacitate about the time I plowed Cindy Johnson, at the Days Inn in 1999.

CHAD: AWESOME

by Rick Nuts October 17, 2008

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fluxuated-capacitation

to be sexually attracted to a dwarf

hey man im feeling a little like fluxuated-capacitation.
yea me too bruvva.

wanna go find one?

by I am a man with many words. October 21, 2009

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Crapass

sucking, a lot. Lots and lots of sucking. Not good. Hannah made up the word to describe a feeling that didn't have a word. Comes from crap and ass

My *crapass* computer keeps crashing.

by Hannah Banana )()\( December 29, 2004

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intelligence capacity enhancer

Weed.What pot can really be, and what it is to me most of the time. Marijuana enhances the experiences of things. Like eating, drawing, & listening to music. Thinking of random philosophy's and beliefs that really inspire me and millions of other's.

Our intelligence capacity enhancer has been smoked long before we were here so why would the government take that away from us if it caused no harm?

Brandon Boyd{(lead singer of Incubus) said that when he started smoking that it enhanced his creativity.

by ienjoycannabis August 29, 2007

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