crafarting

the combination of crafting and farting; can be used as a verb or noun

verb:
the art or skill of crafting, but farting around instead.

noun:
the skill behind or for farting noises

I'm at work, but I'd rather be crafarting.

by Hazel Rider April 21, 2009

CHAMFT

Acronym for Cant Have a Mother Fucking Thing.

a. Dude, whats wrong?

b. Im CHAMFT!

by itawamba February 15, 2009

Crafsturbate

The act of crafting for the purpose of self pleasure. Also, craftsturbating, craftsturbator, etc.

Jordan would rather stay home and crafsturbate than hang out with his friends.

by Gypsyqueen6 July 16, 2009

Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.

Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."

by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009

camf

cocky as a mutha fucka.

I'm feeling camf tonight, it should be great.

by shelbyMFcarollo January 2, 2010

Craftsman

A male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these massive character flaws, an alright guy.

Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.

by Hulonus December 9, 2010

Craft-Tastic

The difference between Crafty and Fantastic. Crafters use it to express extreme happiness about a project they have completed that turned out really well.

Isn't my glittered cat face ornament Craft-Tastic?

by ex-crafter October 29, 2010