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Cougar Mange 

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
Cougar Mange by kellybex December 14, 2009

Cougar Woman 

a cugar woman or a cugar is a (older)woman who date men young enough to be their sons
-aey yo i want me a Cougar Woman to fu**
- lol already got one man she just bought me a benz

Cougar Woman by kingpin1833 July 7, 2008

Cougar Wagon 

1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.

2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"

2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"
Cougar Wagon by blagwell October 28, 2009

cougar killer

A cougar killer is a guy that likes to have cougars hunt him.
Hi, I'm Jacob Weaver, the cougar killer extrraordinare.
cougar killer by tallismon October 7, 2008

cougar crush 

Having a crush on a cougar. See cougar.
Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
cougar crush by tcufrog08 April 14, 2008
Word of the Day on October 20, 2009

Cougar Cub 

A young lady/girl who you can tell at an older age (40+) will be a banger. Pre-cougar period.
Person #1: "Look at that girl over there. You can tell she's gonna be a hot momma."
Person #2: "Yeah, she's a definite cougar cub!"