This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with grayroots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.
2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"
2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"