Michael Constable

Small town celebrity from Geelong, known for his punce ways and

Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes

by Morganyep October 22, 2008

constants

A total bitch of a girl

That bitch is such a constants

by Dankest Definor May 20, 2018

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Ms. Constantino

A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit

A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit is Ms. Constantino

by Ur momololol October 16, 2018

constama

contant drama

its always constama with me and you it needs to stop!

by gina sinclair December 18, 2003

Wadsworth Constant

A term coined by Wadsworth on Reddit.com.

The Wadsworth Constant is simply either the removal of the first 30% of selected content or the singular usage of only the first 30% of selected content.

Context: "A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

Wadsworth Constant Applied: "book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

by r-wadsworth October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.

Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.

by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011