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Columbo-ing

The act of going down a brush covered incline at a rapid pace at the edge of losing control but staying upright.

From Columbo episode S2E1 “The Greenhouse Jungle”
We got down to the river using the steep slope by Columbo-ing our way down.
by JoeyJoJoJunior Shabadoo March 1, 2026
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Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.
Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch
by Andyrollie July 21, 2025
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Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
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Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts
by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025
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Colombian Snowplough

When you rack up a line of cocaine on a girls ass but she farts before you get to sniff it and you end up with a face full of snow
I made a big line of coke on her ass last night but she farted before I sniffed it.

What happened?

My face was white and it looked like a colombian snowplough had gone past me
by The Plumber Jezza J August 29, 2025
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Colombian snow cone

The act where you snort cocaine out of a woman’s (typically Latina) vagina after she squirts causing it to turn into a thick paste.
Similar to the Portuguese snowblower
I fucked a Latina bitch and she gave me a Colombian snow cone
by JrChicken May 4, 2025
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Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together
Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.
by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025
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