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clothesphobia

A disease of someone who hates clothes (because they are afraid of them) and would excell greatly as a professional stripper.
She was diagnosed with clothesphobia and stripped down at half time during out lacrosse game.
by Jess Fletcher May 6, 2003
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Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth
by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010
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women's clothing

He was so lost he didn't realize he was in the women's clothing section until he noticed the dresses.
by naruhodo November 16, 2010
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Clootch

When a women's clitoris is so large that it looks like a mini hotdog it can no longer be a regular cootch.
I was about to go down on her until she showed me her clootch. It was almost as big as mine!
by NixNaxPattyWax July 13, 2010
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clootgoong

The best group on the awyatt server. We wear our clouts and live in minecraft harmony!
Dont fear, the clootgoong is here.

BoysClub is bad
HAYDEN: THE CLOOTGOONG IS BAD
CLOOTGOONG: HAYDEN IS BAD
BOYS CLUB: YEAH FUCK U HAYDEN
by CLOOTGOONG July 12, 2018
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Hog In Sheep's Clothing

A fat girl that thinks she is hot.
Dude, that chick is a pig, but, I think I could get her.

No way, man. She is a hog in sheep's clothing. She thinks she is too good for you.
by Woo Yeah Nester September 23, 2010
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cholo clothes

a variety of styles that are frequantly worn by cholos and cholotes. 2 of the most common are: the big ass long t shirt/tunic with classic long short that go below the knee, with white cotton socks that hit the knee and old school black nike's
the second most common is the prisoner look, dickie pants with prison like shirt, but may also be worn with a super huge shirt that is button on the very top button and unobotten on the rest with whit t shirt under, and the huge long belt that acts like a tail
by Behnaz February 27, 2008
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