clittordick

When either a clit is so big it could be mistaken for a penis or a penis is so small it could be mistaken for a dick.

Woah Dustin, stick that clittordick back in yo' cunt.

by JWeeks May 13, 2008

Clitorites

Small moist peices of lint embedded into the folds surrounding the clitoris.

Brad: "So, did you go down on Mary?"
Gary: "Hell no!! That bitch was infested with clitorites!!!"

by King of Clitora August 16, 2008

Clitoral Friend

That sweet spot of the Venn Diagram between a trusted loyal best friend and the fun times favorite friend (the one you want to spend time with). While the best friend may be who you go to for problems or support or comfort they may not be your first choice on a Saturday booze run. While on the other hand your favorite friend would be the ones you hang out with for good times, they tend to be gossipy and not good with secrets. So the clitoral friend is the sweet sweet mixture of both of these and far superior to either by comparison.

Person 1 "While I do have people I consider best friends and all that, I usually just go by favorite friends, best friends are not necessarily favorites, or sane."
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"

by g4ost August 21, 2009

clitorist

The deluded belief that one is heaven almighty in the bedroom.

Sean is such a clitorist!

by Somegaygingerguy November 14, 2013

Clitoris

It’s like a small jelly bean..... but with immense power

And suddenly she was completely under his power, due to his hold on the clitoris.

by The CandyMane May 23, 2020

Black Clitoris Truck Driver

The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.

I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.

Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007