Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.

"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."

by Tokuto July 9, 2021

Clarence

A suburban kid who desperately wants to be from the hood & grew up with both parents with a good marriage and

Clarence lives at home with both parents and Clarence parents have a real good marriage

by Hytb July 14, 2021

Clarted

To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.

"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."

by Garpie Laufen July 25, 2021

clawed_beauty101

An amazing person with an amazing style, an overall beautiful human being, inside and out.

person 1: Hey, I like clawed_beauty101!
person 2: You're automatically perfect, let's date.

by braindead_boy July 29, 2021

Clarence

A good cat with pants

Sometimes referred to as the coolest cat on the clock

Is that Clarence?

Hell yeah that’s Clarence, just look at his pants!

by clarencesbestfriend August 6, 2021

claridge

The man with the worlds longest foreskin

It has to be rolled up to find the small stem beneath the covers

Dirty old Claridge the spacedocking champion

That Claridge has a huge foreskin man

by Big chief digger September 18, 2021

Claretee

When someone has consumed too much red wine or other alcoholic beverage and is beyond tipsy.

She was stumbling out of the door, proper claretee

by Benjamiemorgan November 11, 2021