Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

chuffing

v. dancin', wiggling your groove bone, gettin' huffy and puffy on the dance floor.

"Wanna go chuffing?" "Oh yeah, we're chuffin'!"

by Adison q. December 16, 2008

Chuffbox

a game played by drunken individuals where the chuff has to be dropped from the indvidual's arse into the chuff recepticle to score a point.

It's time to play chuffbox

by Back Rat December 14, 2008

Cuffed Hand Syndrome

A case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. A Kiss ass in so many words.

Usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.

Because of Johnny's Cuffed Hand Syndrome, he is always getting special favors.

by Xio Ming February 27, 2008

Chuffer

A chuffer is a females vigana in slang form.You'd say chuffer to the female species if you would like them to show you there chuffer.

Oi you, get your chuffer out.

by Grimmy March 1, 2005