Christopher

HES the smartest person Ik and I’ll ever meet. Anyone that meets him can easily tell that he has such a bright future a head of him. If ur reading this Christopher I promise ur gonna do amazing things In ur life. Ppl are going to know ur name everywhere and I’m gonna watch u inspire so many others along ur path. Ik that one day ull get to meet Taylor swift , ur such a big fan and u deserve it sm. Can’t wait to see u change the world 🌎 ❤️.
From someone Ud never expect.

Person 1: who is that intelligent guy?
Person2: that’s definitely a christoper
Christopher: Christmas

by Lie to me Pinocchio October 25, 2020

Christopher

A guy who commits arson and eats pubic hair for snacc

Guy 1: We need to get the fuck out of here, the money isn't worth it
Guy 2: Why are you so scared?
Guy 1: Christopher just drank 4 chug jugs and ate 3 orphans, and is rapidly approaching

by Ratworks March 21, 2022

Daniel Christopher Bloss

Is a walking talking muffin

Daniel Christopher Bloss looks very delicious and good march

by Megamind Musk August 28, 2019

Christepher

one of the hottest humans on the planet. always has a good time with younger ladies and loves to get around town all around good funny hot sexy loving guy. Usually very attractive

Christepher is talking to my little sister

by Boboi March 15, 2021

Christopher

Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.

Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime

by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016

christopher nguyen

A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.

"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."

by Thomas Of Romas October 6, 2008

Christopher Columbus

the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.

Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.

by Affen Ficker December 24, 2008