The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
by Lord Diz October 17, 2022
Get the Chesteritismug. An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
Get the You guessed her, Chestermug. Ha ha Chester the child molester
by Bigmantyrobe November 4, 2019
Get the Chestermug. Ellie is a queen. she's perfect and beautiful. everyone loves her. But she's a big Bitch You can't trust her. She's a total rebel doesn't care what she says to people. Hates practically everyone. Would kill you if you annoyed her. She's a party girl. She's fit. Has so many best friends such as Becca kone and Alex curran
by Hdjsjnwsm July 12, 2017
Get the ellie chestermug. "I did a chester whiplefilter last night and ho boy did it stink" said Craig still covered in shit and vomit
by YeeOldCopperBottom July 11, 2021
Get the Chester Whiplefiltermug. by Poopgod July 4, 2022
Get the Chester hot frymug. she loves bum fun, loves jimmy saville,hates her dogs nd tells them to piss off
Very horny loves anal beads and makes them with oranges and string.
Loves one night stands especially anal fisting (which is her favourite)
Very horny loves anal beads and makes them with oranges and string.
Loves one night stands especially anal fisting (which is her favourite)
by isuckdickforaliving December 23, 2018
Get the ellie Kate chestermug.