cheesecake

a very sweet peace of ass

Did u see that; that girl has got some seriouse cheesecake

by bob mcgregor July 14, 2004

Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

by Dom (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans) June 27, 2006

Strawberry Cheesecake

A strawberry cheesecake is when someone cums inside a girl on her period.

Damn you should of seen the strawberry cheesecake I gave to Sam.

by EricDustin March 13, 2019

WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?!

Is a newer term of "What the cheese"

Person 1: I'm gay
Person 2: WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?!

by crturner November 13, 2010

cheesecake

a newfound codeword for cocaine used primarily by people who have grown used to the main words such as coke, sniff and charlie.

hey have you got any decent cheesecake

by ghettodave 09 December 26, 2010

cheesecake

A word used instead of sex in order to speak of sexual intercourse in public without the letting those around know what is being spoken.

"Yo did you get any cheesecake last night"
"Yea man it was awesome"

by Ameer Malik January 14, 2008

Cheesecake

Most other definitions for Chessecake on here are a little skewed in all actuality it means. When one is sleeping prefferably on the floor you drop your pants spread your asscheeks put your anus on thier nose and fart..... SEE ALSO Chocolate Cheesecakeand a females only version the Boisenberry Cheesecake

"There was a guy passed out on the floor and I Cheesecaked his dumb ass."

by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008