certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop

yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!

by certifiedbadboycheesecake May 10, 2018

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Jeff Cheesecake

A mythical creature who is not human or cheesecake. A Legend. Not many people no of him. He is part of the cheesecake religion prophecy.

Who is Jeff Cheesecake?

by Jamie Desnica September 28, 2018

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Copenhagen Cheesecake

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

by Dave-Landon December 18, 2018

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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018

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