callan

ME!! my name iz Callan

i am Callan and im not a whore

by callan December 27, 2003

Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio March 7, 2007

Callan

A loving individual with a kind heart. Who gives to the ones that really need it. Trust me she gives it up quick!

by ? April 9, 2003

Callum Smith

Fat geek

Callum Smith, 118 Winter Road, Southsea, 07772 917607

by Luke Threadingham October 16, 2008

A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.

1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!

by Baarakiss October 6, 2008

callum foskett

Possibly the coolest kid ever, great style and great hair much better than anyone else in the universe by far, superior in every way possible. Would beat you all in a fight

Mate today has been such a good day it’s like I’m callum foskett

by Idk my name 33 November 1, 2018

Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.

Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".

by QuacksO January 8, 2020