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go commit die

Term used by Roblox users to bypass the word "KY$" or "go commit sui*ide". It originated from an old popular Reddit post.
Roblox Player 1: hahaha you noob me pro
Roblox Player 2 : go commit die bro
by funnimemsxdd July 11, 2023
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Commitment

Every swinging dick should be there! I don’t want to hear my wife’s got a pot roast on!

Commitment!
Commitment mean every swinging dick should be there
by TroyC January 18, 2023
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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
by noepnope November 7, 2017
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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.
“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”
by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025
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