chode Share definition Flag A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually found on over weight Italians such as a kid named Rinaldi. Rinaldi has a chode that is 1/2 inch long and 1 1/2 inches wide. It's fucking weird. chode by Mr. Gzella February 7, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the chode mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch