butt hay

that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!

She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.

by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009

Flag

Get the butt haymug.

Funky Butt

FUNKY BUTT is the title of a song performed by New Orleans musician Buddy Bolden in the early 1900's. Bolden has been referred to as the first man of jazz by many writers and jazz musicians. The song was about the odor emanating from a crowd of people packed together in an auditorium dancing in close quarters. The song was later known as "Buddy Bolden's Blues". Authorship was claimed by Willy Cornish- trombone player for the band. References to the song can be found on WIKIPEDIA under "Buddy Bolden"

Lyrics from the song " I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say - Funky Butt, stinky butt, take it away"

by TTxHarpxxxxxhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2017

Flag

Get the Funky Buttmug.

Scary butt

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.

Oh man Jarrett is sweating hard and waddling fast towards that bathroom, he must have Scary butt.

by The Scariest Butt April 7, 2023

Flag

Get the Scary buttmug.

mid butt

When your catch yourself staring at the booty for too long and realize it's too late to stop

She was mid butt when she realized she had been staring at the booty for 5 minutes

by Yoyo_Here September 14, 2015

Flag

Get the mid buttmug.

butt coaster

A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.

"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.

by PoorDavid October 13, 2013

Flag