Mung board

A mythical board that is supposedly designed for use when one goes to mung. (It's great for absurd substitutions in just about any Beach boys songs about surf boards.)

Wax up the mung board and let's drive to the cemetary.

by JohnK May 22, 2005

Worm Boarding

Worm Boarding is the act of placing a large cardboard box on top of a longboard and riding down a hill with 2 or more people inside of said box. Usually a refrigerator or water heater box works best. The bigger the hill, the better.

Dude #1 - Hey budday, let's go find a sick hill to worm board down!!!

Dude #2 - Count me in, I love Worm Boarding!!! And i'm not your budday, friend...

by Kevro10 August 10, 2010

Death Boarding

A fierce high speed battle in which two people speed down a highway clutching a bandana, the person holding on at the end is the winner. It's like skate boarding, except safer

Fry: What's Death boarding?
Kid: It's like skateboarding except half the time someone dies
Fry: Oh, so it's safer than skateboading

by futurama fan December 28, 2010

message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011

Charcoochie board

Appetizers prepared in the hopes of getting laid

I made Kim a nice charcoochie board on Saturday and she really seemed to enjoy it.

by Ferdinand Junior March 20, 2022

Boardman

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008

BOTAR

Stands for Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, an all acoustic band started by Tomas Kalnoky. They currently have one self released EP, entitled "A Call to Arms" which contains five songs: a cover of "Dear Sergio" by Catch 22, "Here's to Life" by Streetlight Manifesto, and originals. There were few copies available, and they quickly sold out. The MP3's of the songs are available on their site for free, but there is some cool exclusive material for those who grabbed hold of the EP. For this first EP, there were 14 members in the band.

Nick Afflitto - Trumpet
Marcy Ciuffreda - Cello
Jamie Egan - Trombone
Rachel Goldstein - Vocals, Viola
Layton Hayes - Piano
Achilles Kalnoky - Violin
Tomas Kalnoky - Vocals, Guitar
Paul Lowndes - Drums
Chris Paszik - Upright Bass
Mark Rendeiro - French Horn
Dan Ross - Bari/Alto Sax
Pete Sibilia - Tenor Sax
Shane Thomson - Congas, Timbales
Natalia Ushak - Vocals

Streetlight Manifesto, Tomas' main act, occasionally plays BOTAR songs live. BOTAR is currently working on a new release, possibly full length, entitled "99 Songs of the Revolution." Much is unknown about this ensemble, as few information is given away on their website. The ensemble is always changing, and you can sign up for an audition with the band on their website.

"BOTAR is probably one of the coolest acoustic bands around."

by R.P.M. November 8, 2005