brokebackNCYDE (more commonly known as brokencyde) is the product of two bastard children (modern rap and emo) of two glorious kigdoms (
good rap and metal) that forms this genetically malformed, disease-ridden filth. They are a crunkcore group consisting of
2 vocalists (se7en and mikl) and 2 "musicians" (
Phat J and Antz). They are a perfect storm that represents everything that is wrong with music today.
From rap they take pointless, uncreative and misogynistic lyrics; pointless Yamaha synth beats and drum synths and
annoying Autotune "T. Pain/Kanye West" vocals that make you wanna curse the existence of robots. They don't even borrow from real
good rap with it's intense poetry, good rhythm and beats and just being something that a pre-adolescent
drunk white chick can't sing on their first-go-round. It's from the bastard
child of Good Rap, Modern Rap.
And from emo they take their
annoying out-of-place pterodactyl screams and their
stupid image. The screaming has no point in existing other than to make the band emo. And to make everyone who listens to them think they are cool and emo because they listen to a band that pteroscreams and says the "f word". People like this are the scum of society, and I'm not just talking about emo wannabes. It's all of them.
It's like being
black and living in the 90s and listening to
people go "Man, Eminem is so
gangster! And Vanilla Ice is the best rapper ever!". The shame of being not only affiliated with these
people but being considered inferior to these interlopers is just painful. It's like watching this culture that you've tried so desperately to keep from becoming commecial and
pop-culture influenced just slowly die and be taken over by
pop-culture reject 13-year-old girls who didn't get asked to prom. And think they're hardcore because they listen to them when really their just emo douches.
Hey have y'all ever heard of brokencyde?
No anyone who ever listened to them commited suicide because they lost faith in humanity.
Conclusion: If you're white, you aren't gangster. If you listen to brokencyde, you aren't metal. And if you're a member of brokencyde, you'll spend eternity in musical hell.
